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How to handle a Tele marketer

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:53 pm
by Hippycrowe
https://youtu.be/a6a-CZMrVAg

I almost feel sorry for this Tele marketer a little salty stuff but its funny

Re: How to handle a Tele marketer

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:57 am
by Hammerdown
I needed a good laugh today. Love it.

Re: How to handle a Tele marketer

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 11:24 am
by 72 usmc
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How to handle a Tele marketer

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:03 pm
by Tommy Atkins
This is the script for my automated response which I have saved as a .WAV file. All I do is hit the function key for the macro, put the phone on speaker & let it play. I usually have a 101% phony 3rd world accent as well when I record it.
A most sincerely happy hello, new & most esteemed friend!
You have reached the telephone number you auto-dialed.
No one is here to respond to you at this exact moment in time, but, rest assured your robo-call is completely unimportant to us as we don’t give an act of airborne rodent copulation on a rotating toroidal pastry, so, instead of responding to you with an actual human voice we’re going to make you sit through this incredibly annoying protracted babbling message instead of bothering to even pick up the handset.
Please be completely one hundred percent assured whatever you are selling, we don’t want any, whatever charity you are begging for you have just lost any chance of ever seeing a single penny from us ever.
We already found Jesus, We're voting the same way we always do, probably are not voting for you, nor do we wish to donate shoes, socks, glasses, bicycles, cars or boats but we may have some used & unwashed underwear or old gym socks if you would like to have us mail them to you on your dime 3 rd class carrier snail.

Oh yes, we both approve this message & have a really, really nice day.

Re: How to handle a Tele marketer

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:57 pm
by Hippycrowe
I was hoping you would like that lol

Re: How to handle a Tele marketer

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:11 pm
by HectorFuego
Ha! "Cute little Mexican midget" in Las Vegas. That was where I lost it. Really funny.

Hector

Re: How to handle a Tele marketer

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:53 am
by lloydiam
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: How to handle a Tele marketer

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:45 pm
by Hippycrowe
I get so many calls from people trying to sell some thing or scam me glad you can block numbers lol