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Signs you are growing old.

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Signs you are growing old.

#1 Post by HectorFuego » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:32 pm

When the most used item in your spice cabinet is MetaMucil.

When you are on a first name basis with the valet parking attendant at the doctor's office.

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#2 Post by Ghoulardi » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:45 pm

besides getting the "pay now be buried later plan" funerals homes send in the mail. they are now calling you
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#3 Post by Hippycrowe » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:15 pm

Hey one nice thing about getting old is that it's really easy to get right out of bed and pee. When you you were young it was like wrestling an Alligator lol.

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#4 Post by luigi » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:31 pm

When the "shaving kit" you used to pack in your luggage now resembles a "garment bag".

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#5 Post by ffuries » Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:57 am

Your kids remark you smell like mothballs and bengay. Had a coworker that smelled like that, I called it his Old Man Cologne.
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#6 Post by Hippycrowe » Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:42 pm

When you have to get up and peek 3 times a night that is another site sign your getting old lol

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#7 Post by HectorFuego » Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:09 pm

Middle age is when you get up 3 times during the night to pee.

Old age is when you forget to get up.

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#8 Post by tired bear » Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:30 pm

You know you're old when they have discontinued your blood type.
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#9 Post by Hippycrowe » Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:02 pm

Ever have that dream you are peeing and then you wake up and have to run to the bathroom oh no lol

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#10 Post by luigi » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:53 pm

Saving money on paperbacks. I can read a book and not realize I have already read it 3 times before.

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#11 Post by 72 usmc » Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:04 pm

Or you pay $3000 per hearing aid, no tanks to the USMC. That 90mm gun and the M48 engine took its toll over the years :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#12 Post by Hippycrowe » Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:38 am

Don't forget your eyes going bad went shooting today could hardly see the target at 100 yards oh no I need glasses

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#13 Post by Ozzman » Fri Jul 20, 2018 11:34 am

When you have to explain to a millennial who Chuck Norris was/is.
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#14 Post by sowbelle » Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:45 pm

When you have to explain to a Millenial ANYTHING......... :? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shifty: :think:

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#15 Post by Rapidrob » Fri Jul 20, 2018 9:53 pm

You make NEW Old Friends every day.....
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