Signs you are growing old.

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Signs you are growing old.

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When the most used item in your spice cabinet is MetaMucil.

When you are on a first name basis with the valet parking attendant at the doctor's office.

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besides getting the "pay now be buried later plan" funerals homes send in the mail. they are now calling you
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Hey one nice thing about getting old is that it's really easy to get right out of bed and pee. When you you were young it was like wrestling an Alligator lol.

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When the "shaving kit" you used to pack in your luggage now resembles a "garment bag".

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Your kids remark you smell like mothballs and bengay. Had a coworker that smelled like that, I called it his Old Man Cologne.
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When you have to get up and peek 3 times a night that is another site sign your getting old lol

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Middle age is when you get up 3 times during the night to pee.

Old age is when you forget to get up.

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You know you're old when they have discontinued your blood type.
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Ever have that dream you are peeing and then you wake up and have to run to the bathroom oh no lol

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Saving money on paperbacks. I can read a book and not realize I have already read it 3 times before.

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Or you pay $3000 per hearing aid, no tanks to the USMC. That 90mm gun and the M48 engine took its toll over the years :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Don't forget your eyes going bad went shooting today could hardly see the target at 100 yards oh no I need glasses

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When you have to explain to a millennial who Chuck Norris was/is.
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When you have to explain to a Millenial ANYTHING......... :? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shifty: :think:

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